Koala Tea

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

shounenyuki:

Fox Fact #1:
The red fox loves to eat bread, however does not have a way to bake or legally buy it.

shounenyuki:

Fox Fact #1:

The red fox loves to eat bread, however does not have a way to bake or legally buy it.

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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andsinceweare:

Me at parties

andsinceweare:

Me at parties

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms